Hello there! My name is Tim and welcome to my blog!
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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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IF YOU AREN’T FROM THE SOUTH AND YOU DONT KNOW WHAT CRACKER BARREL IS THEN COME OVER RIGHT NOW.
nicki in the background
SIGNAL BOOSTING! Missing Girl
Okay, guys, time to help if you can! The daughter of some acquaintances went missing last night in the upstate South Carolina area, specifically Belton-Honea Path. She’s probably with her boyfriend.
Her name is Rebekah Burts and her boyfriend is Trent Bannister, who drives an older silver/grey BMW. Her family is really upset and would like to know where she is.
If anyone has any information, please contact the police.
Boost if you can!
(Source: catsandamerica)
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’
what if i cut off your left leg
would that make you stronger
would it
Finally the Monty Python fandom awakens
We were never asleep, we’ve just been out trying to find the right shubbery.
Nobody was expecting us
Oh, god, Monty Python spam…
finally a fandom hijack I can get behind
(Source: icelikelollies)
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
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