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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Asshole Disney.: Probably not the absolute weirdest, but this keeps coming to mind and...
Probably not the absolute weirdest, but this keeps coming to mind and it was definitely the scariest.
A few summers ago, I was with two of my best friends and we were outside in my backyard at night because we heard there was a meteor shower or an eclipse or Jesus was descending from Heaven…
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
(Source: irrelevanttendencies)
(Source: hogwats-para-meiosangues)
Or an orgy… Either way is cool…
(Source: floatdownlikeautmnleaves)
(Source: ForGIFs.com)
Just wait for my revenge, humans!
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Batman Frontin
Thor meets Pikachu
